I'm dead and it's all my fault.

Friday February 5, 2010

Well they should have anticipated hostility when they got rid of the Big Bacon Classic. It’s a classic! Says so right in the name! I didn’t mean to hit that guy so hard though. Either way, I’m making a run for it. I can’t go back to prison, Doug. That night I spent for the DUI almost killed me, and I swore they’d never take me back alive.