Wednesday August 31, 2011
Red Bull is throwing so much money at extreme sports it’s ridiculous. Besides, what’s so hard about it? You skateboard down the ramp, you hit the other part, you skateboard up the ramp into the air. Simple. That fella Bob Burnquist does it all the time, and his name is “Bob.” If a dude named “Bob” can do it, I don’t think it’s all that extreme in the first place. Nah, man, I don’t want to wear a helmet that doesn’t say “Red Bull.” It would upset my potential sponsor.
